Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Experience is that marvelous thing that \ | enables you recognize a mistake when | | you make it again. | | | \ -- Franklin P. Jones / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;