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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ ... but as records of courts and       \
| justice are admissible, it can easily  |
| be proved that powerful and malevolent |
| magicians once existed and were a      |
| scourge to mankind. The evidence       |
| (including confession) upon which      |
| certain women were convicted of        |
| witchcraft and executed was without a  |
| flaw; it is still unimpeachable. The   |
| judges' decisions based on it were     |
| sound in logic and in law. Nothing in  |
| any existing court was ever more       |
| thoroughly proved than the charges of  |
| witchcraft and sorcery for which so    |
| many suffered death. If there were no  |
| witches, human testimony and human     |
| reason are alike destitute of value.   |
|                                        |
| -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's        |
\ Dictionary"                            /
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        \   ^__^
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            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;