Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ... but as records of courts and \ | justice are admissible, it can easily | | be proved that powerful and malevolent | | magicians once existed and were a | | scourge to mankind. The evidence | | (including confession) upon which | | certain women were convicted of | | witchcraft and executed was without a | | flaw; it is still unimpeachable. The | | judges' decisions based on it were | | sound in logic and in law. Nothing in | | any existing court was ever more | | thoroughly proved than the charges of | | witchcraft and sorcery for which so | | many suffered death. If there were no | | witches, human testimony and human | | reason are alike destitute of value. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;