Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost \ | sorry" | | | | -- An error message printed by DEC's | \ RSTS operating system for the PDP-11 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;