Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Women give themselves to God when the \ | Devil wants nothing more to do with | | them. | | | \ -- Arnould / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;