Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The only solution is ... a balance of \ | power. We arm our side with exactly | | that much more. A balance of power -- | | the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest | | game of them all. But the only one that | | preserves both sides. | | | | -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", | \ stardate 4211.8 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;