Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / How many surrealists does it take to \ | screw in a lightbulb? | | | | One to hold the giraffe and one to fill | | the bathtub with brightly colored power | \ tools. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;