Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Rebellion Postponement: \ | | | The tendency in one's youth to avoid | | traditionally youthful activities and | | artistic experiences in order to obtain | | serious career experience. Sometimes | | results in the mourning for lost youth | | at about age thirty, followed by silly | | haircuts and expensive joke-inducing | | wardrobes. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;