Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * Knghtktty whispers sweet nothings to \ | Thyla (stuff about compilers and | | | | graphics and ram upgrades and big hard | | drives...)oooooooooOOOOOOOOOO | | Knghtktty: that's | | positively pornographic... * Thyla goes | \ off into fits of ecstasy... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;