Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No, I'm not interested in developing a \ | powerful brain. All I'm after is just a | | mediocre brain, something like the | | president of American Telephone and | | Telegraph Company. | | | | -- Alan Turing on the possibilities of | | a thinking | | | \ machine, 1943. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;