Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What did ya do with your burden and \ | your cross? Did you carry it yourself | | or did you cry? You and I know that a | | burden and a cross, Can only be carried | | on one man's back. | | | \ -- Louden Wainwright III / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;