Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are no great men, only great \ | challenges that ordinary men are forced | | by circumstances to meet. | | | \ -- Admiral William Halsey / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;