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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ "For a couple o' pins," says Troll, and \
| grins, "I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy |
| shins. A bit o' fresh meat will go down |
| sweet! I'll try my teeth on thee now.   |
|                                         |
| Hee now! See now! I'm tired o' gnawing  |
| old bones and skins; I've a mind to     |
| dine on thee now."                      |
|                                         |
| But just as he thought his dinner was   |
| caught, He found his hands had hold of  |
| naught. Before he could mind, Tom       |
| slipped behing And gave him the boot to |
| larn him.                               |
|                                         |
| Warn him! Darn him! A bump o' the boot  |
| on the seat, Tom thoguht, Would be the  |
| way to larn him.                        |
|                                         |
| But harder than stone is the flesh and  |
| bone Of a troll that sits in the hills  |
| alone. As well set your boot to the     |
| mountain's root, For the seat of a      |
| troll don't feel it.                    |
|                                         |
| Peel it! Heal it! Old Troll laughed,    |
| when he heard Tom groan, And he knew    |
| his toes could feel it.                 |
|                                         |
| Tom's leg is game, since home he came,  |
| And his bootless foot is lasting lame;  |
| But Troll don't care, and he's still    |
| there With the bone he boned from its   |
| owner.                                  |
|                                         |
| Doner! Boner! Troll's old seat is still |
| the same, And the bone he boned from    |
| its owner!                              |
|                                         |
\ -- J. R. R. Tolkien                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;