Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you want to read about love and \ | marriage you've got to buy two separate | | books. | | | \ -- Alan King / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;