Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is indeed desirable to be well \ | descended, but the glory belongs to our | | ancestors. | | | \ -- Plutarch / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;