Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / `O' LEVEL COUNTER CULTURE Timewarp \ | allowed: 3 hours. Do not scrawl | | situationalist graffiti in the margins | | or stub your rollups in the inkwells. | | Orange may be worn. Credit will be | | given to candidates who self-actualise. | | | | (1) Compare and contrast Pink Floyd | | with Black Sabbath and say why | | | | neither has street credibility. | | | | (2) "Even Buddha would have been hard | | pushed to reach Nirvana squatting | | | | on a juggernaut route." Consider the | | dialectic of inner truth | | | | and inner city. | | | | (3) Discuss degree of hassle involved | | in paranoia about being sucked | | | | into a black hole. | | | | (4) "The Egomaniac's Liberation Front | | were a bunch of revisionist | | | | ripoff merchants." Comment on this | | insult. | | | | (5) Account for the lack of references | | to brown rice in Dylan's lyrics. | | | | (6) "Castenada was a bit of a bozo." | | How far is this a fair summing | | | | up of western dualism? | | | | (7) Hermann Hesse was a Pisces. | \ Discuss. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;