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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  `O' LEVEL COUNTER CULTURE Timewarp     \
| allowed: 3 hours. Do not scrawl         |
| situationalist graffiti in the margins  |
| or stub your rollups in the inkwells.   |
| Orange may be worn. Credit will be      |
| given to candidates who self-actualise. |
|                                         |
| (1) Compare and contrast Pink Floyd     |
| with Black Sabbath and say why          |
|                                         |
| neither has street credibility.         |
|                                         |
| (2) "Even Buddha would have been hard   |
| pushed to reach Nirvana squatting       |
|                                         |
| on a juggernaut route." Consider the    |
| dialectic of inner truth                |
|                                         |
| and inner city.                         |
|                                         |
| (3) Discuss degree of hassle involved   |
| in paranoia about being sucked          |
|                                         |
| into a black hole.                      |
|                                         |
| (4) "The Egomaniac's Liberation Front   |
| were a bunch of revisionist             |
|                                         |
| ripoff merchants." Comment on this      |
| insult.                                 |
|                                         |
| (5) Account for the lack of references  |
| to brown rice in Dylan's lyrics.        |
|                                         |
| (6) "Castenada was a bit of a bozo."    |
| How far is this a fair summing          |
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| up of western dualism?                  |
|                                         |
| (7) Hermann Hesse was a Pisces.         |
\ Discuss.                                /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;