Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Go away! Stop bothering me with all \ | your "compute this ... compute that"! | | I'm taking a VAX-NAP. | | | \ logout / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;