Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Linux, the way to get rid of boot \ | viruses | | | \ -- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;