Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A group of politicians deciding to dump \ | a President because his morals are bad | | is like the Mafia getting together to | | bump off the Godfather for not going to | | church on Sunday. | | | \ -- Russell Baker / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;