Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I once witnessed a long-winded, \ | month-long flamewar over the use of | | mice vs. trackballs... It was very | | silly. | | | \ -- Matt Welsh / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;