Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I got everybody to pay up front...then \ | I blew up their planet." | | | | "Now why didn't I think of that?" | | | \ -- Post Bros. Comics / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;