Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Well, we'll really have a party, but \ | we've gotta post a guard outside. | | | \ -- Eddie Cochran, "Come On Everybody" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;