Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whenever I hear anyone arguing for \ | slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see | | it tried on him personally. | | | \ -- Abraham Lincoln / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;