Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is generally agreed that "Hello" is \ | an appropriate greeting because if you | | entered a room and said "Goodbye," it | | could confuse a lot of people. | | | | -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not | \ So Hot" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;