Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / better !pout !cry \ | | | better watchout | | | | lpr why | | | | santa claus < north pole > town | | | | cat /etc/passwd > list | | | | ncheck list | | | | ncheck list | | | | cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist | | | | cat list | grep nice > giftlist | | | | santa claus < north pole > town | | | | who | grep sleeping | | | | who | grep awake | | | | who | grep 'bad\|good' | | | | for (goodness sake) { | | | | be good | | | \ } / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;