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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ XI:                                    \
|                                        |
| If the Earth could be made to rotate   |
| twice as fast, managers would          |
|                                        |
| get twice as much done. If the Earth   |
| could be made to rotate twenty         |
|                                        |
| times as fast, everyone else would get |
| twice as much done since all           |
|                                        |
| the managers would fly off. XII:       |
|                                        |
| It costs a lot to build bad products.  |
| XIII:                                  |
|                                        |
| There are many highly successful       |
| businesses in the United States.       |
|                                        |
| There are also many highly paid        |
| executives. The policy is not to       |
|                                        |
| intermingle the two. XIV:              |
|                                        |
| After the year 2015, there will be no  |
| airplane crashes. There will           |
|                                        |
| be no takeoffs either, because         |
| electronics will occupy 100 percent    |
|                                        |
| of every airplane's weight. XV:        |
|                                        |
| The last 10 percent of performance     |
| generates one-third of the cost        |
|                                        |
| and two-thirds of the problems.        |
|                                        |
\ -- Norman Augustine                    /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;