Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / XI: \ | | | If the Earth could be made to rotate | | twice as fast, managers would | | | | get twice as much done. If the Earth | | could be made to rotate twenty | | | | times as fast, everyone else would get | | twice as much done since all | | | | the managers would fly off. XII: | | | | It costs a lot to build bad products. | | XIII: | | | | There are many highly successful | | businesses in the United States. | | | | There are also many highly paid | | executives. The policy is not to | | | | intermingle the two. XIV: | | | | After the year 2015, there will be no | | airplane crashes. There will | | | | be no takeoffs either, because | | electronics will occupy 100 percent | | | | of every airplane's weight. XV: | | | | The last 10 percent of performance | | generates one-third of the cost | | | | and two-thirds of the problems. | | | \ -- Norman Augustine / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;