Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I don't have an eating problem. I eat. \ | I get fat. I buy new clothes. No | \ problem. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;