Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR \ | PATIENTS: | | | | 7. PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS PROMPTLY AND | | WILLINGLY. | | | | You should consider it a privilege to | | contribute, however modestly, | | | | to the well-being of physicians and | | other humanitarians. | | | | 8. DO NOT SUFFER FROM AILMENTS THAT YOU | | CANNOT AFFORD. | | | | It is sheer arrogance to contract | | illnesses that are beyond your means. | | | | 9. NEVER REVEAL ANY OF THE SHORTCOMINGS | | THAT HAVE COME TO LIGHT IN THE COURSE | | | | OF TREATMENT BY YOUR DOCTOR. | | | | The patient-doctor relationship is a | | privileged one, and you have a | | | | sacred duty to protect him from | | exposure. | | | | 10. NEVER DIE WHILE IN YOUR DOCTOR'S | | PRESENCE OR UNDER HIS DIRECT CARE. | | | | This will only cause him needless | \ inconvenience and embarrassment. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;