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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR          \
| PATIENTS:                               |
|                                         |
| 7. PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS PROMPTLY AND  |
| WILLINGLY.                              |
|                                         |
| You should consider it a privilege to   |
| contribute, however modestly,           |
|                                         |
| to the well-being of physicians and     |
| other humanitarians.                    |
|                                         |
| 8. DO NOT SUFFER FROM AILMENTS THAT YOU |
| CANNOT AFFORD.                          |
|                                         |
| It is sheer arrogance to contract       |
| illnesses that are beyond your means.   |
|                                         |
| 9. NEVER REVEAL ANY OF THE SHORTCOMINGS |
| THAT HAVE COME TO LIGHT IN THE COURSE   |
|                                         |
| OF TREATMENT BY YOUR DOCTOR.            |
|                                         |
| The patient-doctor relationship is a    |
| privileged one, and you have a          |
|                                         |
| sacred duty to protect him from         |
| exposure.                               |
|                                         |
| 10. NEVER DIE WHILE IN YOUR DOCTOR'S    |
| PRESENCE OR UNDER HIS DIRECT CARE.      |
|                                         |
| This will only cause him needless       |
\ inconvenience and embarrassment.        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;