Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Bagdikian's Observation: \ | | | Trying to be a first-rate reporter on | | the average American newspaper | | | | is like trying to play Bach's "St. | \ Matthew Passion" on a ukelele. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;