Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Basically my wife was immature. I'd be \ | at home in the bath and she'd come in | | and sink my boats. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;