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$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / [Astrology is] 100 percent hokum, Ted. \ | As a matter of fact, the first edition | | of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, | | written in 1771 -- 1771! -- said that | | this belief system is a subject long | | ago ridiculed and reviled. We're | | dealing with beliefs that go back to | | the ancient Babylonians. There's | | nothing there.... It sounds a lot like | | science, it sounds like astronomy. It's | | got technical terms. It's got jargon. | | It confuses the public....The | | astrologer is quite glib, confuses the | | public, uses terms which come from | | science, come from metaphysics, come | | from a host of fields, but they really | | mean nothing. The fact is that | | astrological beliefs go back at least | | 2,500 years. Now that should be a | | sufficiently long time for astrologers | | to prove their case. They have not | | proved their case....It's just simply | | gibberish. The fact is, there's no | | theory for it, there are no | | observational data for it. It's been | | tested and tested over the centuries. | | Nobody's ever found any validity to it | | at all. It is not even close to a | | science. A science has to be | | repeatable, it has to have a logical | | foundation, and it has to be | | potentially vulnerable -- you test it. | | And in that astrology is really quite | | something else. -- Astronomer Richard | | Berendzen, President, American | | University, on ABC | | | \ News "Nightline," May 3, 1988 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;