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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ [Astrology is] 100 percent hokum, Ted.  \
| As a matter of fact, the first edition  |
| of the Encyclopaedia Britannica,        |
| written in 1771 -- 1771! -- said that   |
| this belief system is a subject long    |
| ago ridiculed and reviled. We're        |
| dealing with beliefs that go back to    |
| the ancient Babylonians. There's        |
| nothing there.... It sounds a lot like  |
| science, it sounds like astronomy. It's |
| got technical terms. It's got jargon.   |
| It confuses the public....The           |
| astrologer is quite glib, confuses the  |
| public, uses terms which come from      |
| science, come from metaphysics, come    |
| from a host of fields, but they really  |
| mean nothing. The fact is that          |
| astrological beliefs go back at least   |
| 2,500 years. Now that should be a       |
| sufficiently long time for astrologers  |
| to prove their case. They have not      |
| proved their case....It's just simply   |
| gibberish. The fact is, there's no      |
| theory for it, there are no             |
| observational data for it. It's been    |
| tested and tested over the centuries.   |
| Nobody's ever found any validity to it  |
| at all. It is not even close to a       |
| science. A science has to be            |
| repeatable, it has to have a logical    |
| foundation, and it has to be            |
| potentially vulnerable -- you test it.  |
| And in that astrology is really quite   |
| something else. -- Astronomer Richard   |
| Berendzen, President, American          |
| University, on ABC                      |
|                                         |
\ News "Nightline," May 3, 1988           /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;