Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / One can search the brain with a \ | microscope and not find the mind, and | | can search the stars with a telescope | | and not find God. | | | \ -- J. Gustav White / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;