Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A doctor calls his patient to give him \ | the results of his tests. "I have some | | bad news," says the doctor, "and some | | worse news." The bad news is that you | | only have six weeks to live." | | | | "Oh, no," says the patient. "What could | | possibly be worse than that?" | | | | "Well," the doctor replies, "I've been | \ trying to reach you since last Monday." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;