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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ A doctor calls his patient to give him  \
| the results of his tests. "I have some  |
| bad news," says the doctor, "and some   |
| worse news." The bad news is that you   |
| only have six weeks to live."           |
|                                         |
| "Oh, no," says the patient. "What could |
| possibly be worse than that?"           |
|                                         |
| "Well," the doctor replies, "I've been  |
\ trying to reach you since last Monday." /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;