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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Greatest Mathematical Error         \
|                                         |
| The Mariner I space probe was launched  |
| from Cape Canaveral on 28 July 1962     |
| towards Venus. After 13 minutes' flight |
| a booster engine would give             |
| acceleration up to 25,820 mph; after 44 |
| minutes 9,800 solar cells would unfold; |
| after 80 days a computer would          |
| calculate the final course corrections  |
| and after 100 days the craft would      |
| cirlce the unknown planet, scanning the |
| mysterious cloud in which it is bathed. |
|                                         |
| However, with an efficiency that is     |
| truly heartening, Mariner I plunged     |
| into the Atlantic Ocean only four       |
| minutes after takeoff.                  |
|                                         |
| Inquiries later revealed that a minus   |
| sign had been omitted from the          |
| instructions fed into the computer. "It |
| was human error", a launch spokesman    |
| said.                                   |
|                                         |
| This minus sign cost L4,280,000.        |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic    |
\ Failures"                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;