Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /Ben: Do you solumly swear to \ | read you debian email once a day and | | | | do not permit people to think you are | \ MIA? Culus: i do so swear / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;