Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not \ | prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, | | it merely prevents him from enjoying | | his sin. | | | \ -- Salvador De Madariaga / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;