Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Okay," Bobby said, getting the hang of \ | it, "then what's the matrix? If she's a | | deck, and Danbala's a program, what's | | cyberspace?" | | | | "The world," Lucas said. | | | \ -- William Gibson, _Count Zero_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;