Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You shall judge of a man by his foes as \ | well as by his friends. | | | \ -- Joseph Conrad / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;