Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / David Letterman's "Things we can be \ | proud of as Americans": | | | | * Greatest number of citizens who have | | actually boarded a UFO | | | | * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE" | | | | * Hourly motel rates | | | | * Vast majority of Elvis movies made | | here | | | | * Didn't just give up right away during | | World War II like some | | | | countries we could mention | | | | * Goatees & Van Dykes thought to be | | worn only by weenies | | | | * Our well-behaved golf professionals | | | \ * Fabulous babes coast to coast / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;