Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Public use of any portable music system \ | is a virtually guaranteed indicator of | | sociopathic tendencies. | | | \ -- Zoso / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;