Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Your mother was a hamster, and your \ | father smelt of elderberries!" | | | \ -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;