Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We're mortal -- which is to say, we're \ | ignorant, stupid, and sinful -- but | | those are only handicaps. Our pride is | | that nevertheless, now and then, we do | | our best. A few times we succeed. What | | more dare we ask for? | | | \ -- Ensign Flandry / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;