Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / What scoundrel stole the cork from my \ | lunch? | | | \ -- J. D. Farley / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;