Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Against stupidity the very gods \ | Themselves contend in vain. | | | | -- Friedrich von Schiller, "The Maid of | \ Orleans", III, 6 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;