Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Life is like a sewer. What you get out \ | of it depends on what you put into it. | | | \ -- Tom Lehrer / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;