Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Mustgo, n.: \ | | | Any item of food that has been sitting | | in the refrigerator so | | | | long it has become a science project. | | | \ -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;