Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When my brain begins to reel from my \ | literary labors, I make an occasional | | cheese dip. | | | \ -- Ignatius Reilly / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;