Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Cautious, careful people always casting \ | about to preserve their reputation or | | social standards never can bring about | | reform. Those who are totally in | | earnest are willing to be anything or | | nothing in the world's estimation, and | | publicly and privately, in season and | | out, avow their sympathies with | | despised ideas and their advocates, and | | bear the consequences. | | | \ -- Susan B. Anthony (1873) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;