Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Show me a sane man and I will cure him \ | for you. | | | \ -- C. G. Jung / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;