Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I went to my mother and told her I \ | intended to commence a different life. | | I asked for and obtained her blessing | | and at once commenced the career of a | | robber. | | | \ -- Tiburcio Vasquez / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;