Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Software suppliers are trying to make \ | their software packages more | | "user-friendly". ... Their best | | approach, so far, has been to take all | | the old brochures, and stamp the words, | | "user-friendly" on the cover. | | | | -- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc. | | | \ [Pot. Kettle. Black.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;